Dysfunctional:
The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt Trilogy
A
Set of #3 Novellas, Unlovable, Unlucky, and Unhoppy.
By:
Cynthia
St. Aubin
SYNOPSIS:
Meet Matilda Schmidt,
Paranormal Psychologist...
Unlovable
When Cupid gets stupid…
It isn’t every day a sexy
demigod throws a pissed-off Cupid onto psychologist Matilda Schmidt’s couch and
informs her the fate of the world depends on her ability to get him off his
diapered ass and back to helping people fall in love. But first, she’ll need to
convince a seductive hit man he’s snatched the wrong woman before he convinces
her he might be the right man—for a night.
Unlucky
When luck runs out…
Accused of stealing gold from
an infamous Irish street gang, Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die
in exactly five days if she doesn’t cough it up—guilty or not. With minutes
ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is
lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod—give him one night in her bed and
he’ll help her locate the missing gold.
Unhoppy
When there’s not a hop in hell…
The day is going to hell in a
hurry for Paranormal Psychologist Matilda Schmidt, and that's before a suicidal
Easter bunny shows up for treatment. Hunted by two jealous goddesses—and with
her full-time hit man sometimes lover nowhere to be found—Matilda will have to
save herself, or the world will be up River Styx without a paddle.
BOOK LINKS:
Cynthia
St. Aubin wrote her first play at age eight and made her brothers perform it
for the admission price of gum wrappers. A steal, considering she provided the
wrappers in advance. Though her early work debuted to mixed reviews, she never
quite gave up on the writing thing, even while earning a mostly useless
master's degree in art history and taking her turn as a cube monkey in the
corporate warren.
Because
the voices in her head kept talking to her, and they discourage drinking at
work, she started writing instead. When she's not standing in front of the
fridge eating cheese, she's hard at work figuring out which mythological, art
historical, or paranormal friends to play with next. She lives in Colorado with
the love of her life and three surly cats.
Find out
more about Cynthia St. Aubin on her website.
Email me:
cynthiastaubin@gmail.com
My Review:
Dysfunctional is the first 3 books (Unlovable, Unlucky, and
Unhoppy) in one book. I loved all these
books and its great to have them all in one book. Cynthia is a fantastic author and her books
and fantastic. They are funny, sexy, and
out of control. They involve Matilda a
Paranormal Psychologist, Crixus a demigod, and a hitman named Liam. Throw in some supernatural creatures such as
cupid, a leprechaun, and the easter bunny and you have some crazy adventures. These books are crazy, steamy, and
hilarious. They are a must read.
In Unlovable Matilda meeting Crixus and is asked to help fix
Cupid. She also meets Liam when he is
sent to bring her bake to Las Vegas
and get the money they think she owes them.
She is kidnapped by Liam and stashes Cupid in her purse. They go on a crazy road trip and save the day
in the end.
In Unlucky Crixus brings Matilda a leprechaun to help. He hears voices. Once again someone is after Matilda. Liam comes to tell her and protect her the
best he can. Of course Crixus is there
too. The boys continue to compete over
Matilda’s attention. In end everything
turns out for the better. They still
don’t know who keeps sending people after Matilda.
In Unhoppy the easter bunny comes to Matilda for help. Did I mention he is suicidal? Crixus also stops by for Matilda’s help with
Adonis. This one is the funniest by far. Adonis falls in love with Matilda. They all go on the run from Aphrodite and
Persephone. Matilda calls Liam for help
because she is being black mailed.
I was given this book in return for an honest review.
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